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Bruce Lee Beats Up Michael Jackson!


Hate to be the one that points it out, but both Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson happen to be dead. Period. End.

which leaves us with the burning question, which one of these superstars had more impact on the world. It doesn't matter that they were in different areas, we can still put 'em up against each other. So, let's examine the issue.

When it comes to acting, Bruce Lee wins. Heck, Michael didn't make much in the way of movies, so he gets a big zero. Bruce, on the other hand made several movies, and they are still avidly watched to this day.

You could argue for MJ when it comes to singing, but Bruce Lee is gonna come out on top again. The dilemma is that Bruce Lee's vocals are more memorable than MJ's. I mean, are you going to call that mugger a PYT, or give him a chilling woop woop that will remind him that there are people in this world who can kick some serious ass!

Bruce Lee has the edge when it comes down to the all important question of moves. Michael couldn't do the splits or kick somebody's adam's apple or anything worthwhile, all he could do was walk backwards funny. But, if asked to, I'll bet Bruce could have moonwalked like a sucker.

.Bruce wins on downright sheer impact. Michael encouraged a generation of young, impressionable minds to walk backwards funny, uh, walk funny backwards, uh, you know. Bruce, on the other hand, encouraged several generations, and is still going strong, as to the value of healthy living, being able to protect yourself, living an artistic lifestyle, and on and on and on.

I think it is obvious that Bruce wins, once again, and bigger time than ever, when it come to who had more presence. Michael filled a boombox, and an occasional stage, but he never said a line like...you have offended my family, you have offended Shaolin. Really, except for words from a few songs that are hard to understand, can anybody remember much of anything that Michael said?

So Bruce Lee would have kicked Michael Jackson's ass, bigtime, in life, and now even in death. Oh, you don't like it, you think I rigged the results worse than a Michael Jackson trial? Well, you better walk backwards funny away from me and say your piece so I can't hear it, because, my friend, I study Bruce Lee.

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